But... do you address me informally? - No no, I was saying, do you hit?
We have been tennis players for a while, our father in the past played matches in the Italian amateur cup and obviously we all learned, including the dog and cats.
Willi had a black Kennex, given the weight it is obvious that it was made of osmiridium (Ir,Os,Ru) sometimes improperly called iridium osmiide which, from what the professor Silli told us in high school, contains osmium, very toxic but with a density of 22661 kg/m³, of the platinum family and therefore obtained from the river sands of the Urals.
We should talk about this Kennex in the present tense, since it still exists, and will continue to exist, being made of osmiridium. Even the strings, stretched like a crossbow are still there, perfect, they have not given up a millimeter. In fact, hitting the ball created intense vibrations that gave the thrill of the tendons. We tried to alleviate them by putting in those absorbing rubbers that were lost almost immediately. Fortunately our balls were always worn and deflated. We are still unable to play with new balls, the ones we buy we immediately give to the dog who chews them for half a day and softens them to the right point, that they do not make more than four bounces. We don't need to know how to hit short balls, simply by shooting slowly over the net the opponent can't reach it.
Our mother Barbara, on the contrary, had a white "Head" (head is the brand of the tennis racket, obviously); "on the contrary" only for the color. The weight was slightly lower but the density of the metal was still high. Even for the white "Head" (still the brand of the tennis racket, obviously) we should speak in the present tense since it still exists, which leads us to assume that it also had/has osmiridium in the alloy of which it is forged.
We children grew up playing with these shovels, they formed our forearms and now, that we have very light carbon fiber babolats, we can't believe we can sustain decent match. Despite the suffering in learning, we are convinced that everything was studied from the beginning, soon Greta and Gloria will become first-grade tennis teachers.
Court included in the price
We have the private tennis court, we have the FIT tennis teacher, we provide accommodation and food, the only thing missing is you. Damn.
Join us to improve your tennis at altitude, which also works your lungs and, with targeted lessons, you will increase your top spin and slice. The short balls then, let's not even talk about them. When you also fix the service and the first serve goes in, no break for the opponent.
Once you've finished working hard, you can relax and splash around in the adjacent whirlpool enjoying a well-deserved rest.
If you're interested, we'll also let you try golf, which will carry you forward for the future, which is just around the corner.
FIT Master Tommaso all for you
In the family we have a FIT master, Tommaso Girardi, who is the one who does the stylish service in the photo, well. Master Tommaso, deliberately written all together because we all call him that, is really strong, he was a 2.8 but without trying, so he knows a lot. We test him often and it doesn't matter how much we send him around the court with our mistakes, he has the exceptional ability to always put the ball in your hands so you can make mistakes again. He is a sacrifice guy, he sacrifices himself all the time, and yet he is always smiling and puts you in a good mood even if you are playing embarrassing tennis. Oh, maybe that's why he is always smiling. But it doesn't matter because we are in a good mood and he is always smiling. We all win.
Don't offer him food because he's a bottomless pit.